One fine day…
Jun 4th, 2007 by Jason
Aren’t teh interwebs wonderful! I just came across this poem, that is one of the many that my dad used to tell me when I was a nipper.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each otherOne was blind and the other couldn’t see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them allA deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don’t believe this story’s true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!
There seem to be quite a few variants of this poem around but you get the gist.